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10. Friendship reminder: My friend, after totaling, you owe me one meal, two hugs, three get-togethers, four smiles, five phone calls, six text messages, and seven sentences of “I miss you.” You must pay it back within a week. Otherwise there will be consequences at your own risk. hey-hey…

11. Your appearance is ever-changing, and you are majestic from all sides; your back is straight and your voice is strong. When you show up, all eyes are on you. Often someone grabs your hand and shouts: Touch! Red!

12. Even though I often ignore your existence, you tolerate me with a generous heart. When I need you, you are always by my side and protect me. Thank you, umbrella!

13. You are my only one, you are my constant waiting. When you left me, you didn’t even look back at me. They all said to me: “Your monkey is so ruthless and unjust. Why are you waiting like this (monkey)?” It’s time!”

14. Test your Mandarin: Please shout out the following verse: Darkness is green, darkness is bamboo; Darkness is spring green, darkness is spring bamboo. Author, darkness is solid sand

15. I’m too lazy to tell you, but I feel lonely. I listened to a few of Brother Chun’s songs, and once I heard them I wanted to hang my neck on a rope; I listened to a few of Brother Zeng’s songs, and once I heard them I wanted to jump into the Yellow River. I wonder if the sound of your text message reminds me of sleeping pills?